The Guardian UK ran a splashy front-page story on Wedding Toasts I'll Never Give, "How to Stay Married (Don't Get Divorced)." A sample:

Her witty, enthusiastic, cautionary, emotional and hard-headed reflections ought to be required reading for anyone entering, experiencing, leaving or avoiding marriage. Or for those who are preparing to knock on the register office door again. Not to mention those of us who as a guest have ever been asked to make a speech about the happy couple and want to avoid putting our big feet in our nervous mouths.

Read the rest here.